They learned it by watching us.

Yeah, I posted that one in the wrong place but was too lazy to move it.

Wear your cheapest, nastiest pair.

Whoa, hang on a second. Young people being obnoxious in movie theaters? This is the first I've ever heard of such a thing.

He stole that bit from Steve Allen.

We don't call them lorries.
We don't call them lifts.
We don't call it football.

I do it for games I'm nostalgic about but not in the mood to relearn, reload, or replay.

Okay, I'd click on that article.

This movie doesn't come out until August? Fuck me. At least three more months of this shit.

First heard that via Fatboy Slim:

He also tried to rhyme "taxes" with "facts is", and for that he should spend an eternity in hell.

If done right, an Oasis biopic would be hilarious. Something along the style of 24 Hour Party People.

Trying to refocus my chi. Was hyper motivated the last couple of weeks and have hit a bit of a lull. Probably need to lay off the hippie lettuce. Have a stack of projects to complete so need to get hyped up.

Flamenco Strikes Back. The Return of Don.

I worked promotions in a nightclub for several years. You'd be amazed at what people will do for a fucking t-shirt.

I didn't always understand exactly what Asa Baber and Cynthia Heimel were writing about when I was a kid, but I'm sure I learned a thing or two. The interviews were rock solid as well.

Does the sound of a dial up modem give you a Pavlovian half chub?

There were nekkid women on the internet by the time Maxim debuted. Very, very slow loading nekkid women.

I have to disagree with the former, but I can agree to the latter.

Maxim debuted in the US when I was in my early 20's. I thought it was juvenile then and that's saying something considering that I'm still pretty juvenile now.