I will approach it the same way I am approaching Star Wars: Expect the worst and hope for the best.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of marketing hacks cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced…as they ran to their keyboards to tell all of their online retail clients about a great new sales tactic.

So, preempting that whole Cyber Monday horseshit, eh? Still don't care. The summer sale was a bust.

A Russian don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

If they've threatened a SWAT you should call the popo now and get in front of that.

I thought that was implied.

I'll go see it if they kill Shia the Beef.

Fuck that, just buy those chocolates shaped like little bottles that already have the booze in them.

I don't watch this show, but I always click on the articles in hopes there will be a picture of Priyanka.

They decided that the bright purple dildo looked out of place in such a rustic setting despite the fact that when you're in the south you are usually never more than twenty miles away from a porn mega store.

Yes, the scissoring scene didn't have quite the same effect.

Maybe we an put up one of those workplace safety signs:

I wanna build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

You can't lose hope when it's hopeless. You gotta hope more, then put
your fingers in your ears and go, "Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah!"

Up yours, chump, I said it 906 times before lunch.

I know why. Because being completely insufferable is the core of his being.

Lucky for me I haven't watched NBC in years.

I had a client once insist that it was spelled "seperate" not "separate". They would login to the website and change it after I would correct it.

It wasn't necessarily scary, but the furnace scene in Toy Story 3 was easily the most intense emotional punch I remember from kids entertainment. The acceptance of the inevitability of death was surprisingly cathartic to me.

Can't they just repurpose all of those Ku Klux Klams from the Krusty collection? Pretty much the same thing, right?