Is this the new Hobby Lobby documentary?

The NES controller might be the most durable controller ever. Light, structurally sound, and pretty easy to fix if you did manage to break it.

You're thinking of a Reverse Frogman.

"Look, I sat in gum!"

He also got Maryam d'Abo and Talisa Soto. Meow.

That sounds better than Rocky Mountain Giant Sea Cucumbers.

You're assuming that they're human. When cattle get processed at the slaughterhouse, they have to do something with all those dinguses.

Not being able to blame a God for their small penises makes them extra angry.

At least the Rastafarian has weed.

Well put. Fundamental atheists can be just as excruciating as fundamental Christians. What part of, "I don't give a fuck what you believe, just leave me the fuck out of it." don't you understand?

What a bunch of chicken shits.

Planning your schedule around the skin flicks on Showtime or Cinemax?

No shit, it isn't like they missed the playoffs for twenty straight years or something.

They wouldn't have any homicides if everyone carried a gun.

And here I thought it was to improve sales of replacement controllers and joysticks.

And I'm sure he snickered through the whole ordeal.

I have closets full of crap because of Mark Hamill and Amazing Stories.

I think you just defined art.

Shout out for Booth Tarkington.

That's how my Skyrim adventure ended as well, but from my end. Finished all of the daedric quests and started the Stormcloaks but after a couple of quests I was like, "Yeah, I'm good for a while."