Probably less painful than game 4.

The Apaches are back! Look, teepee in your trunks!

I love Rush, but the drum solo is when I hit the pisser and grab another beer. I've heard it. A lot. Best time to go though as there are no lines because everyone else went during a song from the most recent album.

So now ladies and gentlemen, it is star time, are you ready for star time? Thank you, and thank you very kindly. It is indeed a great pleasure to introduce to you at this particular time, national and international know, as the haaaarrrdddest working man in show business…

Live at the Apollo 1963, man. What does practice get you? A band that tight. Dude could be like JK Simmons in Whiplash, but you can't argue with the results. Think is just, damn, I love that version. The swingin' horns, the bass, and the clapping. So tight. Can't even listen to the slow version of the song.

Unless they start blocking video playback if AdBlock is running. I've seen a couple sites do that.

Oh, it exists. I'm just going to have arthritis in my jaw when I'm older.

Surprised they were upset about you voluntarily improving their product.

In the short term it was an incredibly stupid decision. In the long term things really turned out for the best. It sent my life in a completely different direction.

It's hard to question the judgement of a man who dorked Karen McDougal, but here we are.

If you'd like John McClane to double check his paper work, press 1.

After yesterday's internet orgasm, were you really surprised?

See, at a certain age all of those midichlorians start to affect the speech center of the brain.

Henchman exchange program, right?

Ahh yes, "financial consequences".

Turned down a job working for the Smithsonian so I wouldn't have to move to DC even though deep down I knew the relationship was doomed.

It is important to learn something new every day, and today it is figging. Thanks, Evil Hank. :D

Yup. Fantasy football and because I'm too lazy to find a new RSS service for all of my news feeds.

It's still there. Its appearance in my FB feed is much less frequent though. But those numbers could be skewed since I've unfollowed most of my friends.

Como se dice "CAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLL" en espanol?