Also on my resume.

I'm sorry. Anytime I see the world "Teutonic" I immediately follow it with "twat".

You know what it says? That you appreciate high brow sight gags that take 15 minutes for the payoff. Put that on your resume.

I have confused many a Frenchman with my eager delivery of that line.

"Free bread at a restaurant? Is there anything you can't do?"

Scooty-Puff Sr. The Doombringer

Hey, man. You can't OWN photographs.

I'm suddenly in the mood for a Manhattan.

Ugh, Zaxxon. I have always sucked at that. My depth perception was always so bad on that game, you'd have thought a one-eyed mutant was piloting the ship.

Amen to that one, Your Holiness.

There's food in my mouth….and it's already been chewed!!!

Stab in the dark. I usually go to about the 9 minute mark and adjust accordingly.

Student?

Skip his monologue and go straight to the interview. I like Marc and love WTF, but I have my limit. Sometimes I'm in the mood for him at the beginning, sometimes I'm not. Unfortunately, most of the interviews I would recommend are behind the pay wall.

"Star Wars fans. Very dangerous. You go first."

"It's NOT pizza if you have to eat it with a knife and fork."

Oh look, the Chicagoans & New Yorkers are dick waving over pizza again. How droll.

No. Noel can actually be funny.

Now now…..don't forget Affliction.

That's going a bit far. No need to use hyperbola.