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Elite: Dangerous just went on sale over on Steam. Looks like this video was pretty good advertising for them.

"Is that a man?"

Well, there was a lip you could stand on, but you couldn't disappear into it a la Orson.

Was in Vienna last year and put together my own Third Man shooting location tour. The door in "the doorway" has been moved out and is flush with the building. Probably to stop dipshits like me from hiding in there for a picture. Still got a pic on the stoop.

Explain.

While I have some concerns, I'm more excited to see this than the next Star Wars film.

I had no idea Elite existed until just now. Had to look it up and I'm intrigued by it as much as I am No Man's Sky.

OSH COS BGHAZI?

I can only watch Jurassic Bark when my girlfriend isn't around because she gets way to sad. Any other episodes that feature a flashback with Seymour always elicits a, 'Awww, Seymour."

Blue shirt? Brown pants? Sounds familiar.

Eat a bag of dicks, Internet.

The guy's pissing on your lawn, man.

You're a tool, boy, a tool! Built for a single purpose by the United
States of shut your third god damned eye for a fucking reason! You can't teach a hammer to love nails, son. That dog don't hunt!

How does "Fathering Mike D" not make this list?

Went to a Red Sox game when I was in Boston a couple years back. My girlfriend made fun of me for being all grumpy during the Sweet Caroline singing. "Come on, what's the matter? It's not like it is Brown Eyed Girl."

Fresh pineapple sprinkled with coarse salt and dried chilis is awesome.

Where will I find the time to not watch this one either?

Boy, you ain't gonna shit right for four months.

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