Aw, is Chris Tucker really homosexual AND overwieght? That's kinda exciting. God, my life is terrible.

Peoples who don't buys the cable porns
They is dildoes!

I've never seen deGrasse.

Guns are great. I don't own one, but I like having the option. Why is it people don't like guns, again?

[shock]
[outrage at lack of creativity]
[expresses disbelief at system that allows this to happen]
[tirade about how loss of good ol' days]

Well
It sounds like it could be good. Then again, same could be said for communism, socialism, etc.

You know what would be awesome?
Some sort of evil musical supergroup that would somehow create chaos and havoc and threaten the very tenents for which Mick's supergroup stands/sings/whatever.

I can get you a toe by two o'clock.

I admit it
I like JT and would like to see him succeed in pretty much everything he does.

Is that little Henry Bag from down the street bothering you again? I'll have another talk with his father.

It's funny 'cuz shadows are dark.

^ That is hot stuff.

Hey Sam
Good article. I felt like I learned a little more about stuff in my life. Thanks, and good job.

This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

You just got Rick-rolled.

Er, Stroker.

Recurring character work on Storker and Hoop?

"Father of smokin' hot Bryce Dallas Howard"

I loved The Fart in the Boob. I keep a copy in the bathroom.

Whatever. You cried at the end like the rest of us, and you damn well know it.