I'm loving the new Elena spilling truth everywhere. Though I did roll my eyes about the fact that Stefan and Damon are pursuing the cure in order to make Elena a human again. They're the reason she turned off her humanity. Now they want her to turn it back on a few days later? Jesus, she's not a toy. Also, Silas seems…

Elena needs to dump Damon and Stefan, visit the Hamptons to enlist Emily Thorne as her mentor, and learn the way of ruining the people who have wronged her. Preferably with Elijah.

I'm kind of confused by that part of the episode. Rebekah ran into real Shane and all he could say is one word… Is he now dead? If so, he killed a lot of people for nothing, as he's not supernatural and wouldn't be on the other side.

This episode was pretty good, but thank god the house burned down. If I had to watch another scene of Damon and Stefan on the Gilbert porch, discussing what's best for Elena and what she can and cannot handle, I'd explode into a million little feminist pieces.

The thing that bothers me the most about this show is how Elena never has any agency. Is Buffy forever going to be an isolated example of a strong female protagonist in a world with vampires?

The thing that bothers me the most about this show is how Elena never has any agency. Is Buffy forever going to be an isolated example of a strong female protagonist in a world with vampires?

Exactly. Almost everyone in this article prefaces disclosing their favorite junk foods by talking about how healthy they are. We get it - you don't eat bread, meat, or any food that comes out of a box and you treat yourself by eating Doritos once every five years. It's okay to eat shitty food every once in awhile and…

Exactly. Almost everyone in this article prefaces disclosing their favorite junk foods by talking about how healthy they are. We get it - you don't eat bread, meat, or any food that comes out of a box and you treat yourself by eating Doritos once every five years. It's okay to eat shitty food every once in awhile and…

What the fuck is "a bit of a rape?"

What the fuck is "a bit of a rape?"

THANK YOU. Ugh, Stefan really pissed me off in this episode.

THANK YOU. Ugh, Stefan really pissed me off in this episode.

Really? Matt as a character is inoffensive, but the actor is terrible. Every time he's in a scene, his reaction is to look constipated.

Really? Matt as a character is inoffensive, but the actor is terrible. Every time he's in a scene, his reaction is to look constipated.

Needs less Klaus, more Elijah.

Needs less Klaus, more Elijah.

Shocking? Really? I found it extremely dull and tedious. Perhaps it's not my most hated film, but it is definitely one of the most overrated.

Shocking? Really? I found it extremely dull and tedious. Perhaps it's not my most hated film, but it is definitely one of the most overrated.

Apollo 13. The one and only time I've fallen asleep in a movie theater.

Apollo 13. The one and only time I've fallen asleep in a movie theater.