Coming soon, also from Wes Anderson

Maybe Dexter could be but a small part of a rich tapestry depicting the decline of the American forestry industry due to bureaucratic gridlock and economic globalization and it could be called The Wire: Season 6

A "first-time Simpsons viewer" is a novel idea. They must exist, but where?

She calls the left one Forwardness and the right one Lack of Embarrassment About Trevor's Condition.

I hope they cast Dan Van Kirk, from Doug Loves Movies

SyrupMan was slain by Keystone Pipeline

The vast preponderance of the moviegoing public hasn't seen a Kevin Smith movie, to say nothing of the majority of the earth. Strip him of his badge, says I.

Keep us posted.

Looks at 2048 high score of 34,476, deletes game while gritting teeth in shame and frustration

Do we constantly feel threatened by Tumblr?

Finally, someone else who recognizes The Big Hit for the masterpiece it is!

I think this is the most unpredictable, out-of-left-field list I've ever seen from The AV Club. Maybe I wasn't paying close enough attention this year. Lots of homework to do! Next stops: Listen Up Philip, Inherent Vice and Force Majeure.

So it's even more of a Holodeck episode than the previous ones.

You Used to Show So Much Potential, Internet.

We don't have the capacity for love!

"What's taters, precious? What's taters, eh?"
"Poe-tay-toes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, f*** 'em in a stew."

Afterward Discovery, saying nothing was more important to them than the health and well-being of their freaks, sent Rosolie to a vet.

Who's laughing now, huh New Radicals?

I'm surprised it took this long for this comment. EDIT: Nope wait there are two more up there.

I'll give you this one, Internet, but only because you've been striking out so much lately and I feel like you really need it.