James Marsden for waiting fiancé

My first favourite band was Moxy Früvous. Nothing problematic about that! No sir …

You go to The Olive Garden for Thanksgiving too?

Poe-tay-tums! Boil him, mash him, stick him in a stew!

"Caitlin PenzeyMoog"? Is she one of the characters from the books?

I don't remember Walter White being in Star Wars

I was wracking my brain: Itch? Men in Back? Six Degrees of Separatio?

Those are vampire zombies.

"Tori Spelling might be the first celebrity who the public begs to keep her life personal."

Drew Carey's Lewis Kiniski is in One Direction?

Anton Yelchin looks like he's filming a Michel Gondry biopic

I just choose not to believe that because it's a downer. Let's assume sexist rumor-mongering.

My favourite part is his loose fitting, unthreatening Christian jeans

Plus he and Dre stood next to a burnt down house with a tankful of gas and a handful of matches and still weren't found out.

Hodor you disrespect the Starks this way

Stone Mountain, where you see the kindness and goodness and courage of everyday Americans. The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes. People who are still living by core American values.

At least there's still Smoove.

Do people think he's going to get shiny things for Gone Girl? I haven't seen it yet or anything but I'm calling it: no he for sure won't.

Too bad The Dissolve couldn't be a sister site. AV Club sister sites always work out like gangbusters.

He was far too prolific to have been working or going to school. I thought maybe he was hospitalized with a chronic condition and disparaging new music and movies was his only link to the outside world.