But the only other career, Satanic Day Care Worker is no longer available since we burned all those witches.

"I got a whip (crack) in my hand baby and a girl or a husky at leather's end".

So does Cosby!

She'll forgive him and get promoted for that 3 picture deal he signs up for.

Maybe not hostile but "Cherish" by The Association is pretty creepy - ".. You don't know how many times I wish that I could mold you into someone who could cherish me as much as I cherish you".

Pop Songs & Movies about love causing unrealistic expectations in the general population may be a form of mass mental illness.

The chicks will cream for Greased Lightning!

Angel trumpets & Devil trombones. That soundtrack is a lot of fun.

Wrong Cretin!

It's probably in his recording contract that he has to even attend. Its all about enhanced sales from the largest music marketing event of the year.

If Kanye saved a little white girl from drowning racists would still hate him.

The Grammys are like a sheep dog - the herd has once again been directed to the approved buying selections.

Jethro Tull once made a album that was a parody of the kind of music he was lumped in with (Thick as a Brick). Metallica became a parody of itself.

After you left, she rolled her eyes and said to herself, "Damn, that record used to be cool".

The Freak Scene was crushed in L.A. thanks to the cops - Frank Zappa even fled to New York for a couple years to escape. We're Only in it For the Money was also an indictment of the Summer of Love - but much funnier:

As someone who is old, I am not surprised that the TV show Soap was not listed. IIRC that teacher was very hot.

When you are a hammer you see the world as your son's penis.

Except an Eskimo. No one respects the Eskimos.

You don't remember the episode when they changed their underwear?

They were sidlers when they were alive.