Try Gravity's Rainbow first - Infinite Jest will be a breeze after that.

Try Gravity's Rainbow first - Infinite Jest will be a breeze after that.

I live in the south and last week a lot of people were saying "When I go see that movie I'm taking my gun". So I wasn't afraid of another massacre but of a redneck accidently firing his gun into my back. Finally saw the film yesterday morning & had to pee really bad. Held it as long as I could but then finally got up…

THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE!

THERE WILL BE NO ENCORE!

I thought this one would be here - Eddie is all of a sudden a huge fan of The Standells and next thing you know they are crashing at the Munster Mansion.

I thought this one would be here - Eddie is all of a sudden a huge fan of The Standells and next thing you know they are crashing at the Munster Mansion.

So… if he dressed up like Oprah and was shouting "and you get a bullet, and you get a bullet, and you get a bullet. You all get bullets!" - that would be appropriate?

So… if he dressed up like Oprah and was shouting "and you get a bullet, and you get a bullet, and you get a bullet. You all get bullets!" - that would be appropriate?

Moby Dick: Breakin the Waves

Moby Dick: Breakin the Waves

Mmmmmm, cookie salad (with gumdrops?)

Mmmmmm, cookie salad (with gumdrops?)

There are two songs played on the local hard rock station here (covers of Baker Street & Rocky Mountain Way) that use this formula.

There are two songs played on the local hard rock station here (covers of Baker Street & Rocky Mountain Way) that use this formula.

I'd love to ride my bike to work but its a death sentence here in Tennessee.

I'd love to ride my bike to work but its a death sentence here in Tennessee.

There is a major accident that causes a huge traffic jam in PD Eastman's Go Dog Go - dogs just be driving too fast. But then they were all in a hurry to get to the Dog Party in the tree….

There is a major accident that causes a huge traffic jam in PD Eastman's Go Dog Go - dogs just be driving too fast. But then they were all in a hurry to get to the Dog Party in the tree….

Actually their "Boyfriend" takes the money - if they complain they get a bruise where it wont show the next night.