There's a really good song by that title, too.

Gross.

The small details of the lives of people I don't know are pretty much my top favorite thing that brings me to the AV Club. Like Werner Herzog I want to see into the human condition!

@avclub-32a2e71c97df5281f1324db72c73a59a:disqus I have pretty unimpeachable wall decorations but I have piles of read/unread newspapers on my floor (I am definitely not a hoarder; I'm a confirmed minimalist) sorted into a specific but totally unapparent order, which I am fairly embarrassed about.

I now feel genuinely bad for subjecting a defenseless stranger to anonymous AVC mockery. I thought the joke was supposed to be about ME!

I like Shoot 'Em Muppets a lot.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus It's also appeared in middle school dress codes.

The guy I'm dating has one on his wall. I fucked him anyway. Have never asked about it.

@avclub-1881baeccb7399f3452cd7f37cdb2b29:disqus That makes sense! Like how in rat studies, a strange rat is more attractive to them than their sister but their cousin is more attractive to them than a strange rat.

I think this is a reasonable point that doesn't really merit being mocked by Sean O'Neal or anyone else. I find revolutionary-lite bandwagonism as irritating as the next person, but I think unpaid internships an important issue that a lot of reasonable and mature people care about.

I think I read and liked Paula Danziger's books. She had the ones about a girl who is overweight (named Marcy?) and she eventually gets together with the guy she has a crush on, and then she loses a bunch of weight and gets described as "a fox" by some dude who is flirting with her in a department store? And she and…

I LOVE the Homer Price books so, so, so much. I was just reading Make Way for Ducklings to a kid and thinking about McCloskey's other books, so it's been in my head the last few days. Yes, I love the donut story. The donuts in that story are my imaginary Platonic ideal of donuts.

I read part of The Mouse and the Motorcycle out loud to the kids (kindergarten age) at the Jewish community center I worked at briefly. It was really enjoyable.

It really is. I have got email replies from Phyllis Reynolds Naylor and Tamora Pierce. When I was like 10 I sent Tamora Pierce an email explaining how I wanted to make movies out of her books (I used to be a filmmaker) and she wrote back a lot of detailed stuff about how film options work, reasons that other people…

I've always thought that too, but I'm kind of glad it's not.

Or The Extra Man, which I watched about four seconds of.

Almost all of the caption pics honestly suck. They should have killed it after dog years.

@avclub-64ad8f3af92ef8d9a1c7dfd7265e577d:disqus You can always reheat the pizza, but the delivery guy is best pounced on at the moment it arrives. You made the right call.

Hahahaha! Yes! When my roommate first moved in, I was all freaked out because I found him incredibly hot. Flash forward to now and he is my least favorite person in the entire world. I would not fuck him if he were the last man on earth. I was literally just screaming (screaming!) on the phone to my mom about how much…

That is fantastic. You win.