Am not.

…and you really are pathetic.

Ha ha…I'm ugly.

Want to know the dumbest thing I've seen?

But…
I thought Perez Hilton was the cockroach.

Ugh.
Ugh.

Raise the bar
Seriously, no more of this slapping Perez around crap.

Stick your finger in his butt.

Question.
Is this going to be another one of those things like Cosmo?

Terry Jones had nothing to do with Yellowbeard.