He's been touring since October 3rd (starting in Cleveland), and has played more than a dozen cities by now. But he does return to NYC every week to look after his kids. Which is pretty neat.

He's been touring since October 3rd (starting in Cleveland), and has played more than a dozen cities by now. But he does return to NYC every week to look after his kids. Which is pretty neat.

Yup. Claire's abortion is the one that leapt to mind.

Yup. Claire's abortion is the one that leapt to mind.

Our American Cousin is pretty bad, as you'd expect from a mid-19th century farce about how stuck up English aristocrats are compared to good, honest American folk.

Our American Cousin is pretty bad, as you'd expect from a mid-19th century farce about how stuck up English aristocrats are compared to good, honest American folk.

All I know about Kessel is that they have mines, and people run there and back. And that's all I plan to ever know.

All I know about Kessel is that they have mines, and people run there and back. And that's all I plan to ever know.

You've got to pick your spots. Certain older lawyers — because lawyers never retire — have no idea who Lionel Hutz is, and the younger ones these days usually don't either.

You've got to pick your spots. Certain older lawyers — because lawyers never retire — have no idea who Lionel Hutz is, and the younger ones these days usually don't either.

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus :

@avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus :

I Can't Cut You, Blade (of Grass)

I Can't Cut You, Blade (of Grass)

No, Channing Tatum will clearly be the new Indiana Jones — which is the other little property that got sold today.

No, Channing Tatum will clearly be the new Indiana Jones — which is the other little property that got sold today.

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus, there was a DC comic called "Hitman" back in the '90s that had a two-parter called "Zombie Night at the Gotham Aquarium".

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus, there was a DC comic called "Hitman" back in the '90s that had a two-parter called "Zombie Night at the Gotham Aquarium".

"Almost turned into a bit o'raspberry jam back there, yeah? A bit o'raspberry jam!"

"Almost turned into a bit o'raspberry jam back there, yeah? A bit o'raspberry jam!"