Definitely Elephant.

The Star Trek reboot succeeded because it was a Star Wars movie, not a Star Trek movie.* Similarly, recent Star Wars movies have failed because they were more like Star Trek than they were classic Star Wars.**

You're right, of course. Well, not about the Hitler's asshairs part, but pretty much the rest of it.

On whom shall we blame Dancing Iron Man? Favreau or Theroux? Surely that wasn't Downey's idea …

Stoners, dude. They stay in and watch TV. Every night.

"When you were making the Whole Ten Yards, were you ever worried that it would be TOO good?"

A hat resembling or based upon a fable? That sounds like some hat!

Arsenio Hall's finest hour!

I'm betting it was the old lady snorting cocaine.

That's never been scientifically proven.

Your MOM!

Ducks?

Come on, the dude had the idea of a DVD mail service. With no late fees. Way back in the 1990s. It was pretty revolutionary for its time, and those are the sorts of ideas, competently executed, that make millionaires. That's how America works … even if we all hate his guts for some reason now.

Yeah I always thought of that element as Scotty trying to "throw" the comedians with tough questions, to make them take the characters in unexpected directions, as opposed to just letting them riff unimpeded for 80 minutes.

Why do all of your anecdotes involve Noel showering? Why??

From beyond the grave, even! That guy does it all!

You're missing the point! Again! You're missing it again!

Four, your avatar is adorable.

I remember when a certain someone in your immediate family had a looser, more "anything goes" vibe. You know who that someone is? Well, you're just going to have to guess. I can't tell you everything. Okay, it's your mom.

Pics or it didn't happen