Well, it's not often you get to see Fred Durst without his hat.

I guess what I'm trying to say is … nobody likes Bradley Cooper.

You forgot the supporting role from a once-revered movie icon. Let's see, he's already used Nicholson and Pacino, who will be next? Daniel Day-Lewis as the dastardly, irascible principal? Morgan Freeman as the janitor with a heart of gold? Meryl Streep as, um, an old hooker or something? 

DATELINE: NOVEMBER, 2012: Thanks to his sudden runaway success as a film star, Joel McHale quits COMMUNITY. The series is promptly cancelled, and an angry nation unites in blaming SCRAWLER!

O'Neal 2Neal: PLEASE, NO COMEDY

"little to offer beyond … perversely … degraded … shopworn … ragingly … Greek … brown-grey … heavyweight [l]es[b]ians" — NATHAN RABIN, The Onion's AV Club

I remember when this site was only updated once a week. Now get the fuck off my lawn, you kids with your onions on your belt and such.

They should do Step Brothers 2 only if they bring Paul F Tompkins on as John C Reilly's actual twin brother. That shit would be GOLD.

To be fair, God Emperor Leto II really was a huge dick.

Lower your voice, Ron.

Typo alert! I think you meant to write "responsible for every Sunday afternoon you’ve ran screaming from your couch because Notting Hill is on"

According to insiders, Branagh is also a master of the dreaded Dutch oven

Oh, you're still on Bloop Bloop? Yeah, that was a pretty cool site back in February I guess …

Nobody cares when Republicans say ridiculous, illogical, potentially dangerous shit like that. It's what they're expected to do. Hell, George W Bush made so many of those types of gaffes that they made entire calendars out of 'em.

Lobsters 1, ladies and gentlemen! Let's give him a big hand!

Wait … are you sure In the Land of Blood and Honey wasn't "quickly and justly forgotten"?

Hey, I was gonna say Wax T out! You've done it again, Wax T!!

Women be SHOPPIN'!!

Wait, so Warner Bros isn't an indie label??

Who are you, Prometheus's dad? Well, I got news for ya buddy: Prometheus loves me, and we'r going to fuck. all. night!!