Oh god, yes, I forgot about his True Blood recaps too. He gave every episode of every show an A+, a marker of complete bullshit that I hope has inspired the AV Club's policy to grade shows against themselves.

I still think about him. What was his name, Jacob? Even fourteen year old me could recognize that his recaps of Gossip Girl were significantly worse than the actual show.

That was a recent Jeopardy clue!

I love this show so much. The relationship between **SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!** Rae and Finn is so tenderly done without being condescending or saccharine.

In my fantasy world, Sleepy Hollow is one of those glorious one and dones that we wish had had a chance to get more than one season. I will cherish you, season one.

I have yet to see a justification for this law that explained why it's more important to GUARANTEE that women and men who are part of the minority population with disproportionately high rates of assault and murder to go into the wrong bathroom than risk unintended consequences that we have basically zero evidence of…

I'm not accusing you of this, just speaking generally about my feelings regarding the justifications surrounding these laws, but: it fucking chaps my ass how people are only concerned about women (and all of the language about these laws have been around protecting the bodies of women) getting sexually assaulted,…

Pretty much this. Legislating against trans people creates a one hundred percent guaranteed risk of harm versus the risk that we protect against a very specific issue that never existed up until this point.

The vast majority of people probably didn't even realize that it was a possibility until all of these shitheads started making it a national issue and legislating about it. They created an issue where there wasn't one (see: the complete lack of any trans-based entry into the "wrong" restroom leading to "sneaking a…

Not to mention, if some big scary man really wants to sexually harass and rape women, our justice system makes it easy enough to make that happen without having to resort to this convoluted bathroom charade.

How is it a new issue? Have trans people magically not needed to use the bathroom for all these many years? Incredible. I would love to learn their secret.

The thing I hate most about this article is that I already knew that the Green Monkeys were the best team because I had read about it before. Get out of my life, Legends of the Hidden Temple! I'm an adult now!

He was such a lovely writer, one of my all time favorites and the kind of author whose prose could totally blow me away. His writing gave me a real affection for the state of South Carolina, which is pretty incredible considering I've never been east of the Rockies. R.I.P.

And I'm usually so good with bland white dude bingo and everything!

I was one hundred percent positive that this is the guy who was playing the new Spider-Man. I don't know how that information got lodged into my brain but I'm in a state of shock now realizing that that is not the case.

And Russell Edgington wasn't hypermasculine, but he DID rip a man's spine out on television, and I would attribute more of his campiness to True Blood's general vibe than to his sexuality.

We all know what "digging coal together" really means.

Graham Yost said in an interview once that he thought about it but they decided against it because the works of Elmore Leonard weren't that political (???) or something like that.

A friend of mine casually mentioned recently that she was on Wheel of Fortune as a teenager and made enough money to pay for her entire college education and then some. I briefly saw a vision of a better life flash before my eyes.

I look forward to the day when Dawes is an answer and we get to watch three contestants fall all over themselves to see who gets to answer in the most hushed, breathless tone.