I'm romancing Iron Bull in my current playthrough and it's magnificent, but when I romanced Cullen I let their story arc play out and it warmed my cold, shriveled heart.

Yes, you're right! Good old X-Files shippers, bringing the crazy in a way that 2016 can barely fathom.

Iron Bull/Dorian from Dragon Age, if evidenced by the hours I spent running around in the Hinterlands trying to trigger their banter so it would be canon.

Season 5 Logan—maybe. But god, six and seven Logan is the pits. I can't defend it.

Definitely my OTP.

It's been a thing among a certain subsection of nerds since at least the nineties, almost certainly earlier. I'm always amazed when people have never heard the term before.

Okay but will be build on the homoeroticism of Kirk/Spock and turn that subtext into full text?

Solange's cover is possibly even an improvement.

Fuck Ted Mosby. He should've died in the end instead of the mother—it would have explained how his voice mysteriously aged into Bob Saget. It's a whole new man!

Yes! They have a baby that's a krabby patty with tentacles. Squidward totally fucked a burger.

He's 26 (I'm 21), but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't realize that it made me uncomfortable. If he texts me I think I'll explain shit to him but I'm not going to reach out if he doesn't.

One of these days I'll finally learn how to use this newfangled keyboard thing.

I prefer to stare in open-mouthed astonishment at the shenanigans that some of y'all get up to!

Definitely putting his dick in me for sexual purposes. I know I should have told him to knock it off but I was kind of taken aback and couldn't figure out how to say it. This is also the first guy I've had sex with in over a year that (prior to this) wasn't totally awful so I guess I felt like beggars shouldn't be…

Yeah, it was penetration, just to clarify. I felt weird typing that out but I should have accepted that this is the Savage Love comments section and been more clear.

My mother runs the LA marathon every year and I celebrate by sitting on the couch and eating a donut as God intended.

I don't have an issue with Valentine's Day, though I've never bothered to celebrate it with anyone in a romantic sense. I am grateful to Parks and Rec for giving me the beautiful gift of Galentine's Day, which is a billion times more fun.

Yeah, this is kind of how I felt, but he was acting like it was totally not a big deal at all and I always end up doubting myself and wondering if there's just some thing in the dating world that I've missed out on without realizing it.

It's been two days and I haven't spoken to him.

Okay, I need some advice, Savage Love readers. Bear with me, as I know that you're probably all sick of dealing with sadsacks who show up only to ask for you all to tell them what to do.