No, but you don't understand! He can't have anyone thinking he might be gay!

I'm interested to see how in-depth they go about the controversy surrounding commercial climbing expeditions taking on underqualified rich people, which as I remember it (it's been years since I've read the book) was a source of serious strife between the parties involved.

I love reading books and watching movies about mountain climbing but I feel like you have to be completely fucking insane to ever do it yourself. Everest is slightly more understandable since it's the tallest mountain in the world blah blah blah, but I sincerely cannot understand people who do shit like climb K2,…

Romain Duris is so charming, even when he's kind of an asshole like in Populaire or Heartbreaker. I think my favorite thing of his was this Molière biopic he was in, where even a godawful wig couldn't stop him from being appealing.

I was like, "Oh, okay, an A, but who is that A coming from? Probably doesn't mean much." And then I saw D'Angelo's byline and I gasped! I gasped, I tell you!

There was one category left (the TV one), less than a minute to go, and yet she stood there and gaped breathlessly as she tried to figure out which clue to pick. Just pick one! Just fucking pick one!

Too bad she was a fucking awful contestant whose sloth forced us to miss more than half of a television category.

If you are going to be a public figure, you are fair game for protests and boycotts. I really don't understand the mentality that nobody should say anything if you make shitty, offensive jokes. If it's a big deal over nothing, then the vast majority of people will realize that and move on accordingly (like Cancel…

He's a tenured professor in the psych department.

A lot of these comedians just have a hard time accepting that being gay isn't just an inherently funny concept. Like, if your punchline is just "Man, isn't it hilarious to imagine that a man could want to fuck another man?", young people aren't going to laugh, because the Gay Agenda has finally won.

Amen, especially to your last point. There's a professor at CSU Long Beach who writes (and teaches) extensively about how the Jews have biologically evolved to be the most fearsome competitors for all other ethnic groups, and so it is only natural for everyone to band together to try to defeat them because otherwise…

I understand that with most fetishes, but feet aren't even taboo enough for me to really get it. To me, it's like having a fetish for eating something that you dropped on the ground and and waited a little too long to pick up again. Is it gross? Yes, but it's not even an exciting kind of gross.

It astonishes me that people can have foot fetishes when feet are, objectively, the worst part of the body.

I miss living in a society where my boss didn't think it was appropriate to text me when she wants something. Boss/drone relationships should not involve texting, damn it.

Okay, but Waka Flocka reading Youtube comments is infinitely better. DICKSQUAD: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It's one of those things where my mom sent me a link to it and told me to watch it because it was so good! And I was like, "Ha, alright Mom," but then I watched it and it was pretty good and now I'm here defending it against impostors on the AV Club.

I am truly ashamed to admit that I know this, but a few months ago somebody did basically the exact same thing (with most of the same movies, and often with the exact same clips from the same movies) with "Shut Up And Dance," which is at the very least a more thematically appropriate song. You're lazy, internet!

At least now I don't have to wonder about whether or not this movie is going to suck.

I feel God in this Chili's tonight.

I'm sure that one of these days I'm going to get a Supernatural itch and I'm going to go back and finish it, especially because I really do like Jensen Ackles so much. I know that having a steady paying job is the best thing, but it's a pity he hasn't had the chance to show off his chops in much of anything else.