I went into the first season without many expectations but it's so, so good. It's so rare to see a romcom featuring a relationship that seems like it could actually be something that exists in this world and it makes me wanna hug this show and never let it go.

God, yes. I really don't care about holidays and I especially don't care about presents. I stopped getting presents from my family/having birthday parties when I turned seven so it was never something that I cared about all that much so it's hard to remember that people actually put a lot of weight on that kind of…

As soon as somebody likes me too much, it makes me deeply uncomfortable to the point where I don't want to be around them anymore, and a lot of the time "too much" means "displaying any emotional intimacy whatsoever." Worst thing I ever did in a relationship was probably breaking up with a guy as soon as I found out…

Will it involve Shia LaBeouf?

He taught a course at CalArts a couple of years ago and I knew a couple of people who ended up taking the course. They said he was a weirdo but the class wasn't actually too bad. That being said, a CalArts classroom is probably very different from anything you're liable to see or want in a high school.

Hey Arnold and Rocko's don't deserve to be put in the same universe with the headache-inducing monstrosity that is Rugrats.

The one thing that Fury Road was missing the first time around was the uncontrollable motion sickness brought on by IMAX.

But Destiny's Child just wants you to pay the bills that you yourself ran up by calling your mother on her cellphone, using her credit card, and driving her car without filling up the gas tank. She just wants a baller. When times get hard, he's the one to help her out.

There is an element of entitlement to a scrub. He's got nothing to offer but he thinks women should fall all over him. To be a scrub is truly a lifestyle.

It's about men "hanging out the passenger side of their best friend's ride, TRYING TO HOLLER AT ME." Keep your hollering to yourself and TLC won't hurt you this way.

But why?

I knew there was something off about my visit to It's A Small World.

Another symptom of Obama's America! He made me do this!

Wasn't Ultimate Nick Fury literally based off of Samuel L. Jackson?

Yes. Welcome to Obama's America.

Yeah, as far as I can tell from a quick round of Googling (I am not a Daredevil comics expert by any means), Blake Tower gives info to Daredevil rather than Matt Murdock.

I'm very interested to see how Daredevil season two goes. I liked season one quite a bit and I trust them to do a good job, but I'm nervous about Elektra, just because prior depictions have made it obvious how easy it is to make her freaking TERRIBLE on screen.

The way that (some) people like to hyperbolicly talk about their passion for Idris Elba can definitely come across as, "Look at me and this black man I like!" (See also: Lupita Nyong'o). Not that either of them are undeserving of praise or attention, but there's definitely a performative aspect in the internet machine…

HSM2 embraces its camp better than either of the other HSMs (I never watched any of the other Disney Channel musicals) and the moment in "Bet On It" when Zac Efron stares at his CGIed reflection in the water is a work of art.

I'm honestly sad that I learned about his foot fetish from being on the internet. It's the type of thing that a lot of people have picked up on on their own (and with good reason), but I am the type of oblivious person who could have gone my entire life without realizing that Tarantino wants to jerk off to feet and…