Late, but holy fucking shit I hated Jacob more than any other episodic reviewer I have ever encountered in my life.

It's sad, because overall I actually prefer Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man to Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man because Tobey Maguire is one of the creepiest people who Hollywood keeps trying to convince me is leading man material, but the new movies themselves are too bad to make it worth it. Also AGarf is going to be what,…

I cry very easily and I know that if I started to fuck up too hard on Jeopardy I would burst into tears in the middle of the second round. I wonder if they screen for that sort of thing in the audition process.

I felt so sad for Josiah. You could see him getting more and more desperate and it got hard to watch. That shit is why I would never go on Jeopardy because I have had nightmares about choking and shaming myself in front of millions like that.

True Blood always can and will get worse. It's fascinating.

I know this is a joke, but I think Lafayette dies in the first book. Or maybe he doesn't exist. Honestly all I remember about those books is the muddy grave sex and the Elvis vampire and that's already too much.

Romola is actually one of the few actresses I've seen who's the same height as me and proportioned roughly the same as me, which is part of what drew me to The Hour in the first place (though I am envious of her huge boobs, because who isn't).

You mean The Hour's Ben Whishaw. *cries, mourns The Hour for the next 20 years*

I didn't understand what it was that made Alex take away the money for the "rock lobster" clue in the first round. Can someone explain that? I thought I understood the Jeopardy rules inside and out but apparently I missed something.

That is in fact exactly how TVDW tried to spin this feature on Twitter. The pointlessness is the point! Or something!

I think GRRM would have a lot of difficulty killing Arya, if only for the fact that she's like a 10-year-old girl. Despite how shocking most of the deaths on ASOIAF have been, the majority of prominent characters that have been offed have been men (have any major female characters besides Catelyn died? I'm sure there…

I guess not "faith" in the traditional religious sense, but faith that R'hllor/Melisandre/what have you is gonna get him what he wants. I think that's a form of faith.

I think Stannis's faith in R'hllor is gonna backfire on him in a spectacular way before he could become the endgame king.

Arya is going to hone her assassin skills, then kill a key player that we care about at an inopportune moment and demonstrate the DANGERS of UNCHECKED VENGEANCE and also make me frustrated and sad.

I'm very interested in what happens to Margaery. Maybe she can just keep getting married to annoying people so they'll be fated to be killed off and all of Westeros can be happier.

Yo Sonia, you should probably put up a second spoiler warning the (SPOILER) second time you mention Jon Snow dying in ADWD, because it's several paragraphs down from the first warning and I can easily see someone reading that by mistake and then turning this article into another SPOILERGATE!!!!! (I'm a book reader and…

Sandor's definitely the least evil of the creepy older men who want to bone her, right? That has to count for something!

Well, ok, Disqus, thank you for the double post.

I also think that giving her a crush on the gay boy is the perfect way to add even more misery onto her character arc. Poor Sansa.

I think that Sansa looks at Littlefinger as a means to an end; as far as she knows, every single person in her family is dead, and Littlefinger is the only person she knows who's trying to keep her from dying as well, so I feel like his motives aren't as important to her. She definitely doesn't reciprocate his…