the soda greyhound
which is vodka and preferably, jarritos grapefruit soda. it is smooth and fizzy at the same time. throw in a little citrus flavored energy drink and you've got a night of sexy rabble rousin'.

the kids are alright
you know, this is actually what mormon kids talk about. i live in salt lake city, and my12 year old has kids in her class telling her the most important thing in their life is making sure they give 10% of their allowance to the church for tithing. we live in a bubble of wholesomeness.

i agree with wtf train, but the line would be better if it were Britney saying it, and wielding an umbrella of course.

so nitpicky
john hughes movies are like cotton candy, light fluffy and delicious but with no substance whatsoever. if you stand back and enjoy them without learning anything significant from them (since when did all movies have impart important life lessons?) then they are a lot more fun to watch.