Johnson?

Jesus, people.

Jesus, people.

"I don't know what this is, and I don't care to find out."

"I don't know what this is, and I don't care to find out."

Oh, I dunno. That Twin Peaks movie was universally beloved, yes?

Featherbottom.

Featherbottom.

"…But you said-"

"…But you said-"

Can't be worse than Frankenstein.

Can't be worse than Frankenstein.

Then again, wasn't the Robert Redford/Mia Farrow version of Gatsby - the one from the 70s - pretty faithful to the novel? And that one was kind of a snoozer.

Then again, wasn't the Robert Redford/Mia Farrow version of Gatsby - the one from the 70s - pretty faithful to the novel? And that one was kind of a snoozer.

Which means it could go either way in terms of quality. Moulin Rouge! is a movie very much near and dear to me; on the other hand, I'm still pretty mad about Australia.

Which means it could go either way in terms of quality. Moulin Rouge! is a movie very much near and dear to me; on the other hand, I'm still pretty mad about Australia.

He was framed for stealing the President's rubies.

He was framed for stealing the President's rubies.

I'd watch that movie.

I'd watch that movie.