Bump off Wayne Palmer and add Morgan Freeman from Deep Impact. He lent that piece of shit some gravitas.

It could've been better, but it's not terrible. If nothing else, it's kind of an interesting curiosity piece to see Edward Norton directing and starring in a movie where he plays a genuinely sweet clergyman, and this wasn't long after he did American History X, too. The contrast is jarring.

Ugh, you are snob and a half.

Oh, my God, you're right. I just tried saying it out loud and got spittle all over my computer screen.

"God, Elton, can't you suck?!"

Thanks so much for the help, @zebbart:disqus and @avclub-4493c8059fa48a771fc96fa18e05df8d:disqus.

Those first two, handsomely made as they are, suffer from a considerable lack of soul.

Help me out here. What are y'all talking about?

The last two seasons of Alias are still my benchmark for a depressing drop-off in quality of a once-great television series.

You threw me off with the Newsom, but in a good way. I've also found the last 3-4 minutes of Baby Birch to be pretty effective.

"I'm Not a Gentleman" is a good one if you've been spurned by a romance. Or if you're just pissed off in general.

Lots of Nick Cave to go around for lots of moods, God love him.

Yep, you and @avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus  beat me to this one. "Play it fuckin' loud" never fails to give me a semi.

We should quote Walk Hard more around here.

CUBE BUTT! CUBE BUTT! CUBE BUTT!

@avclub-489acfbfa4d2424403acb81699170ac2:disqus @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus

"I *am*! You try driving in platforms!"

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And, on a not entirely unrelated note, Alicia Silverstone, along with Liv Tyler, pretty much jump-started my own puberty with those Aerosmith videos. We really were lucky kids.

"And I will totally shoot you in the head!…Now, uh, count to a hundred. Thank you."