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Carcetti's also in GoT, my friend!

Entourage is his favourite comedy, my friends?  I would have picked him as more of a Nurse Jackie fan.

He is the celebrity eqivalent of an AV Club troll, my friend!

CancerAIDS, my friend?

He needs to be lured to a semi-converted condo where Omar and Brother Muzone are armed and waiting for him, my friend!

(cuts away to a scene of Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha and Peter Griffin in a life raft engaging in acts sure to offend everyone, my friend).

Congratulations my friend! You are the 2516th person to refer to HBOs prohibition-era series as BOREDwalk Empire!  You receive absolutely nothing!

Yes, he shall incur the wrath of Wire Fans (that includes the Commander-In-Chief) and hordes of Game of Throne fanboys baying for Rushdies blood, my friend!

This kind of mash-up of history and modern day military has been done before in the 1980 film 'The Final Countdown', where a modern aircraft carrier is thrown back in time to 1941 near Hawaii, just hours before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour, my friends.

Here you are doing the same thing under another user name, my friend!

You are irrepressable in your peddling of garbage, my friend!

Please return to your segregated rail carriage, my friend.

I am surprised you didn't mention her small role in 'Buffalo 66', you know, for the benefit of the hipsters, my friend.

Still peddling spam, my dear friend?

Wrong, you are a dirty degenerate and NOT my good friend!

Your comment are soooo AV Club, my friend!

Bacon-wrapped Shrimp, my friend!

He is cyber Robin Hood, my friend: He steals images from  rich Hollywood celebrities and gives to the poor, depraved chumps the world over, my friend!

The Marlboro Man died of cancer, my good friend.

Mine too, my friend.