Andromedas worked so hard to become a full medicals doctorb by the young age of 28.

I hope everyone gives him an awkward standing ovation, but then realizes that they're patronizing him for no reason, and he hangs his head in shame for a full minute and then stumbles off the stage.

Now quickly, over at me! mmmmm what am *I* all about?? Look at this huh?? Oooo what a name…and is that a picture from the animated series of Beetlejuice?….oh it IS..

Ugh, you're so right about season 2 of Eastbound and Down, robot.
Leaving behind all the things I liked about that show in hopes of striking comedy gold in Mexico? Did not work for me.
I guess I'll check out your uh..lovemaking site.

Yeah. That first episode was really good, and I like the ongoing bit about his nephew. It wasn't all that great otherwise.

First Peener Weener

When do I know if I'm in love with someone?

Yeah but this robot can just fuck right off.

Is Cabbage Vendor new? Because, maybe I'm an idiot, but he just made me bust out with a loud laff. I'd like to see Cabbage Vendor pop up when too many gimmicks get together in one thread. To police them.

Snow Tight and the Cuntsman
I only wrote this schlock because I'd seen that there weren't many comments yet.

BAAHahhahahah…hah…ahhh…ahh..ah….anyyyways

MORE LIKE JEW-TUBE
yeah, it's alright.

Shut the fuck up

2 days, tops.

Totally redeems himself.

Also, I bet there's no way he's not going to fuck this up. Royally.

The need Gary Busey yelling at Animal in anger management.

Al Pacino and Robert Deniro Are Homosexual men.
There, I said it.

I really do get the impression that Bob Saget thinks he's edgy as hell when he swears. Does he have any funny bits that aren't him just talking about full house and then saying cunt?

Just when I was cursing you, RAF.