ID SNIFF THAT ARSE CHEESE

DRY LIPS
Are gross.

Ellen Degeneres

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

Hazards of Love was played in my car's CD player for two months straight. I was embarrassing about it. I finished that summer off with seeing them play the entire album live in Montreal. It was great.
This story just keeps going.

I'd like to see a 'Bart to the Future' episode where Bart hangs around with Frink, and Frink creates a time Machine. Bart travels back in time and messes with a classic episode and must get everything back in order before returning to our time. Hijinks ensue.
I might even be writing the script now, per se.

DONALD'S PICTURE?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But he was FOR jellybeans.

More like Morgan my voice ain't Free,man

Sigh, I admit Defeet.

Abby just called me on her super cool orange phone and told me you told her that your pussy smells bad!
THAT'S OUR ABBY!!

When I was a young lad, my cousins claimed their house was haunted. My aunt and uncle agreed, and would often tell us stories. They had heard voices talking downstairs at night and had tried to record them. They looked into the history of the house and found out it was an old funeral parlour for the area. That made…

He's my friend on facebook! Not in real life though!

ALL THAT TIME TRAVELLIN' SURE GAVE OL FARTY MCFLY THE SHAKIE DAKIES

They should be out of this line of work until a large apartment building becomes haunted, and ray tries to get the gang together for a fun ghost investigation. They can bring their sons!
It can be a gritty reboot with real scares, and a few laughs along the way.
Dakota Fanning makes a surprise rape scene guest…

5 years ago

Dan Akroyd used to come to Queen's University in Ontario and hit on girls/do lots of coke with them in bathrooms.
True story.

Hey U2, get raped.

Will they someday find out I'm Pissflaps the Clown as well?

I remember when facebook first came out, I joined it with my email address that I got from my university. Back then you had to have gone to college or university to 'get in', and it was really only for youngish folk. I wrote some crazy shit on a facebook group for my old high school, really making fun of some loser…