And if there's no such thing as death, then where are all the ghosts of all the people who have ever lived in all of human history??? We should be swimming in a sea of dead people, even dead cave-men just hanging out here on earth and watching Jennifer Love Hewitt taking a shower.

And what about that cigarette hag Sylvia Browne. I think she's the worst!

I saw this asshole on Dr. Phil (yes, I know).
A woman who obviously had the tell-tale signs of schitzophrenia was claiming that a ghost was tormenting her day and night by sending her electric shocks and the only way to protect herself was to sleep with books opened over her face. Instead of going to a shrink and…

I've always had a thing for the bassist. They keep the rhythm after all…

I'm with Posehn…
Seeing the Cure would have been the only band of interest to me.

Who's going to pay for this… spiritually?

I hope we'll see more copies of Japanese game shows made in the US soon! Japanese game shows are so weird! This one seems not too interesting though. I rather FOX premier "Hole in the Head!!!"
Squeeze as much of your frontal lobe out through an oddly shaped hole in just one minute!

We're not sheep!
The message of that mountain dew commercial is that we are all god's dogs and he loves his dogs very much.

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women…