To be fair, they need time to frame him for another, worse crime.

No, you is a warwelf.

You would, you Castleton snob!

Three kids in Toronto. Two were twins.

I'm a huge chicken when it comes to movies that posit that ghosts and demons are real, but I find slasher flicks a total yawn, despite knowing that there's no such thing as ghosts or demons and that I could totally be murdered by a psycho with a knife.

Broken Monsters has a similar issue of the supernatural element not being explained very well, but I kind of prefer it that way. Sometimes, I think when authors try to explain it becomes cliche or ruins it. For example, every time Stephen King is stuck, bam! Aliens. Or, whaddaya know! Cthulu!

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Lauren Beukes here. The Shining Girls and Broken Monsters are both excellent. She writes crazy serial killers so well it's creepy.

Blatant Hufflepuff discrimination!

The Boss is a Hufflepuff all the way, right?

Holy hell. I didn't say he wasn't. He was my favourite thing about last season other than Liz Taylor.

I thought it might have been a fluke. I hated his work in Freak Show and Coven, but thought he really upped his game last season.

I would've paid good money to see Mike Chang as Frank-N-Furter.

The Fly. I love both, and I know it's less faithful to the story, but Cronenberg's my fave and Goldblum is my bae.

From Transsexual Transylvania!

My roomie and I said to each other after this episode was over "So he's actually a pretty decent actor."

What's the over/under on Jessica Lang returning to the series as The Butcher?

I see that around ALL the time, except they're straight and the women are comically hot. Like, could be models hot. It makes me wonder a) if I can somehow, based on the law of averages, obtain a comically hot dude boyfriend to offset my own nerdy slothfulness b) if it's just that I'm for the ladies.

I see it as the world losing a Jon Polito, the only person besides John Waters and the Thin Man on whom I do not mind the Thin Man moustache, and gaining a vaguely Polito-shaped guy.

They're Making America Great Again. Starting in a petri dish

I think Maria is probably the last new Blondie song I truly, truly enjoyed. Love Debbie Harry's voice on this so much. The live version is my favourite.