"My guess is that you would feel differently if a family member of yours was caught up in a terror attack like Orlando. "
I'm an Orlando citizen and was there as an emergency responder the night of the attack. No, I don't feel differently because it has fuck all to do with Syria. Omar Mateen was a mentally unstable,…

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Where's the Titty Twister?

I was telling my wife the other day that Kevin seems like the only character who's actually FROM Florida. We live in Florida, and Kevin is like so many dudes I know down here, it's almost scary. Of course, I do a lot of fishing, and Kevin is the embodiment of everyone's "fishin' buddy."

Ahh, thanks for clarifying that. I don't watch the show regularly, and while it's not exactly realistic, it's at least entertaining. I think a real true to life firefighting show would be pretty boring. I work in a heavily populated area, and while most days we are extremely busy, the calls we run are pretty mundane.…

Firefighter here. Actually most firefighting is done from the inside of a building. Most fires are contained to a single room, and are easily put out with a hoseline. The obvious exceptions are when the fire is too large that it's impossible for anyone to survive and the structure is in danger of collapsing.

I learned my lesson about trailer tires last weekend. We were towing a pontoon boat when one of the trailer tires blew out. It was a total shit-show trying to get the spare tire on. We didn't get out on the water until late afternoon and that's when the rain started.

The line from The Player Haters Ball sketch when he says "she wears underwear with dick holes," to a picture of Rosie O'Donnell gets me every time.

I remember going to an outdoor festival to see George Clinton. It was pouring rain that day (in Florida, surprise surprise), and there was a long delay due to a roof over the stage collapsing. I hung out in a pavilion with everyone else waiting the rain out. Some guy comes in and starts playing his guitar and singing…

Yup, my bad, I get my Bon Jovi songs mixed up all the time. They all sound the same to me.

Orbital did a pretty kickass mashup of the 2 songs a while back ago. As a bonus track on In-Sides. http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Never you mind, Brandine! You just go back to birthin' that baby!

I'm going to step out of the realm of fictional characters and go with Neil deGrasse Tyson. The guy just seems all around fun to hang out with. I could listen to him talk for hours. A bottle of Pappy Van Winkle, a fine cigar, and nerding out with an astrophysicist would be an amazing, life changing experience.

Sideways house
Louie at the last supper
The inbred brothers
Sea monkeys
Krispy pops- du du duh duhhhhh
Hot dogs

"Now let's get back to turnin' this cabbage into coleslaw"

Shaba laba ding dong

booo-urns

#Chokeandblameaskapegoat

Drugs?

Man, I'd ruin her ecosystem

If you were to graph out my excitement/expectations for episodes 1-3, it would start somewhere towards infinity, and come crashing down below zero by episode 3.