oh my god, the freeway's melting

Don't fuck with me, Shaun.

That's why my favorite christmas movie is Die Hard.

Actually it's called Intelligent Design" and it's beautiful.

hahahaha…Jessie Spano’s asshole.

"Honey Bucket" is my "Love Goes Where My Rosemary Goes"

Ahem….NERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!

NERDS!!!!

I can think of a few kids I'd like to beat!
Kids on the street
Kids on the beat
BEAT KIDS
BEAT KIDS!

First
god even I feel lame posting this first.

Yeah, Eminem sucks…
Is this supposed to be news?

As an ex-smoker
I can tell you that these ads don't work…Look, I don't smoke anymore, but the self righteous, holier than thou attitudes of these non-smokers makes me want to be a smoker again, just to piss them off.

The State?
I'd like to submit another idea: The State, pretty much the entire series, but if I'd have to pick one, it would be "Monkey torture".

In Russia, motor vehicle registers YOU!!!

Lord please kill Tim. Lord please kill Tim. Father, we beseech thee, please kill Tim~!!!

Good one, Magic Flying Lemur…..The band sounds really good, if you're into that kinda music. I would definitely see Mudvayne, I mean Mudcrotch, I mean Mudcrutch live, even though I haven't and probly will never see the Heartbreakers live

first of all
her head looks too big

Had my druthers, I druther be a fence!!!

Am I the only one that misses Wolfenstein 3-D?

Orangutank, the book is obscure, you idiot.