Inconsistent Use of Quotes
Screw him and inconsistent use of quotation marks.

I thought it had something to do with Surfer Rosa.

I learned (thankfully not first-hand) from Billy Gibbons to put Tabasco sauce in a used condom to prevent a Billy Jean-type situation. Mr. Gibbons always carries a bottle of Tabasco on his person for just such a reason.

Can we blame this on drugs? Did they used to be on drugs and then stopped taking drugs, resulting in shitty music? I'm gonna blame the lack of drugs.

My girlfriend has a [d][ick], and she's… a… hog. I picked [her] up[,] [i]t's … great…, but…with the hand cramping[,] [s]essions don't last too long. A…s…s[.]

Damn, Troy McClure, good call there….When you see old Simpsons episodes it's amazing how much they used Mr. Hartman. (Lionel Hutz, who knows how many other bit parts like the Monorail Guy, etc.)

So, anyone care to gaze into their crystal ball and predict the future for Ms. Lohan? There's still plenty of time in '09 for a reality series: celeb/rehab shows are hot….Dr. Drew has a new book coming out… you do the math.

Everybody knows the chicken is better at Cluckin' Chicken:

Yawn
Even in 1997 this wouldn't have been relevant.

For reals Query, get back on task and take care of these pointless posts.

Whatever happened to Query Garcia? WE NEED YOU BACK!

How rude!

@Teh dude:

Parappa?

Did you click the link? It only gets better when you read the, count 'em, TWO posts, one of which is an anti-Twitter tweet.

So you must be against seat belts & life preservers, warning labels on poison, and minimum age requirements to buy cigarettes and alcohol, but for assisted suicide and decriminalized drugs?

Get Rich or Die Tryin' 2: I Wish 2Pac Was Still Alive

"I…f[uc]k….Pi[gs]"

"in the end a contractual obligation should be upheld"

Big Trouble Fans?
Glad to see the grudging mention of Big Trouble and it's "fair number of fans," of which I am one. Great cast (including AVClub idol Zoey D.), rapid-fire sarcasm and one-liners, great pace…worth a lazy afternoon watching if you haven't seen it.