But you know it's gonna just fall slowly off his face to one side as the season goes on.

April fools! They still like the funny, you pretty, pretty princess!

Well, at least you're in the right camp about season 4.

Warranties can get a bit wordy. Sesquipedalian, even.

That Ferrari 308 GTO is one of anyone's favorite sports cars between my age and Adam Reed's age. Anyone cool. Ah shit, I'm 36 and not cool, but I was cool when that car was new.

SUSTAINABLY RAISED human feces.

From the folks who brought you, DER, and, TUM TA TITTILY TO, it's out-of this-world comedy!

Would you put your brain on a robot body?

Can't argue against that. If you weigh in-ring ability highly, Macho wins hands-down. I weigh it at least 75 percent character/mic skills, and Macho has that too, in a pretty unique way. But Piper is my #1 character. The Rock is up near there too, even as his in-ring ability is nowhere near Macho.

That's cool, Archer comes back on FX that night.

Bob Backlund had an enjoyable run as a heel under nearly identical circumstances only a couple of years prior.

Paige is every bit as good in the ring as Becky or Sasha. She's a lot like Ambrose in that she stays busy selling everything. I've seen her sell hurting herself while delivering a headbutt. Loved it. She's smart out there. Probably the smartest.

Roddy Piper infamously did that out in LA in his early days, after announcing he would play the Mexican national anthem.

You'll be busy facing Brown Strawman soon enough, Boreman.

Avenged Sevenfold pretty much takes a shot at making mid career Metallica music. Granted, I've only heard the garbage on the radio, so maybe their deep cuts are more old school Metallica, I dunno.

And Sid Vicious's bass work.

Making movies about men in glorified leotards?

But you can have the -20 British Teeth sphere attached to that if you don't watch it.

Did she smile without looking awkward? That was my second most-lasting take-off from Spice Girls. I remember Posh wouldn't smile, and then I saw a photo of her hideous, awkward public smile. Crooked.

Probably. Backstreet Boys handlers probably took that in to account as they penned all those awful lyrics.