Isn't Hoppus the Kinda Douchey? He's just self-effacing so we all can agree that he's the likable douche in the group.

Ah shit, you're right. I can't remember for the life of me what exactly Sanders did that made me feel like he was screwing all that up for Dems, right after Obama took office and they had full control. I can't find any evidence online either. Must be whitewashed, and you're part of the conspiracy. Haha.

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat!

Dick Gephardt would have beaten Bush, but the Dems just had to give you John Kerry the windsurfing Dukakis lookalike.

How what works? Perhaps "ruin" is a harsh choice of words, but the fact remains that Dems had 60 senators and Bernie quit the party, leaving 59. 60 gets you past filibusters. Seemed like an excuse for Dems to not get anything done, to me.

I remember Bernie Sanders inexplicably going independent and ruining the Democrats' super-majority in the Senate.

From the same hallowed ground as John Wayne!

Black balls swinging in the dead of night,
Slapping up against your ass and thigh

Ted Cruz is the most punchable, sir. He's Paul Reiser in Aliens punchable.

Okay, Mr. Meeseeks! Is it Disks or Pentacles?

No, the Death card is not supposed to be the most feared. It's a signifier of 'static change'. The cards you don't want are The Tower, The Moon, and in most situations, Wheel Of Fortune or The World.

No, no, no, they're just perpetuating their pack of lies to keep their super-lucrative government jobs and secretly investing their money in companies that deal in unnecessary environmental cleanup and "alternative" energy sources. Duh!

That's flippin' awful. It's probably not a popular opinion, but I like how they've handled his booking, certainly compared to most of the roster, and he seems like he's on the cusp of being in an upper card match at any time.

Outkast was better. I never heard anybody call Andre 3000 (aka possum aloysius) a jerk.

They're about as good as the Whitest Kids U Know. I don't get why they have such a following.

Take that, Dan Quayle!

Super Troopers mines ridiculously easy comedic land (misbehaving and somewhat inept police) to very mediocre results. Low brow and not in a good way.

An irritatingly erudite crank. Someone you just wanna trade punches with.

Did they die young? I mean, once they're old there's not much to celebrate. I'd go to Kid Rock's funeral, but only if he dies before the candidate age of 50.

Well, considering a mere century ago the 'first lady' couldn't vote.. No. It's not a job. Doesn't have a physical paycheck.