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Your mom.

I would like to use my buy one get one free coupon please.

They probably didn't pay an extra $5 for it.

Oh Snap - take me literally.

Next up - Joey Greco.

Forgiven - good ideas belong to the world, not just us great thinkers.

Hey Justp'inby no stealsies.

Question mark.

Could it be true that the movie industry has come up with a way to decieve us, the fans of movies, into paying more for what is essentially worthless shit. I can think of no other examples of this, so it must not be the case.

QuasIMAX

I also
love Neil Gaiman, ears, and characters. Decide that!

Don't ever leave me Jesus, I couldn't stand to see you go/My heart would simply snap my wound if you walk on out that door/I promise I'll be good to you, keep you warm at night./Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just shut off the lights.

Death to Birth - Pagoda.

Beck story - My college boyfriend got that CD and would play it all the time. He scratched it at some point so it skipped on "It's All in Your Mind" but would still play it a lot. Every time it started to skip we would fight about whose turn it was to get up and fast forward it. Now, whenever I hear that song, I tense

I don't believe that's been shown to be effective. However, you can nasty a midget beating off to Olive Oyl's jerky bits.

Hey nice cow outfit.
Where can I pick one of those up at, the gay zoo? Homo.

Yo, Banana boy

Water for Elephants…ehh…I wanted to like that more. Although you can't beat a midget jerking off to Olive Oyl's nasty bits.

The name Clint c-li-nt is a variant of Clinton (Old English), and the meaning of Clint is "fenced settlement".

You must travel to her plane of existence in order to defeat her.