"I suited up that one time"
"Ted, it was a BLAZER"

I wouldn't be surprised if Bob Sagat ad-libbed that one.

WHO KNEW YOU COULD FIT SO MANY THINGS INTO A FANNY PACK?!?!

Could have been worse, it could have been Marty Stouffer narrating.

I had a dream that I was losing my virginity to my crush (a gentleman of Mexicasian descent) on a bus. However in the middle of it, I saw his reflection in the window and realized it was a white middle-aged bald man who had tricked me!

You know what's absolutely beautiful and terrible about this?

My favorite thing about the episode was hands down, Marshall's paint swatches to illustrate his color palette.

For serious. She got dropped out of a helicopter to live in the woods by her dad that one time too. If anyone can pull off glorious action movie stunts, its Robin.

It didn't fit my beliefs, and I still liked it.
Then again, I also liked The Chronicles of Narnia and The Time Quintet without realizing the heavy Christian themes until years later.

WHAT ABOUT HARVEY??!?!?!!

Spinelli and Gretchen were definitely female icons for me.

Also, she has to use sign "I love you" instead of "hand of rock," say "ROCK ON!" and stick out her tongue every time she likes something.

Whale?

TREASURE BAAAAAAAAATH!

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On the whole, I like it. I do wish Elvira's skeleton had tits on it.

Battlestar Gallactica is pretty awesome though.

Santino doesn't give a fuck about people who are genuinely nice.

As much as I love Sharon. I REALLY want Chad to win. Chad is so fucking regal and professional she could make the most out of the title. Overlooking her because she's not as edgy I think would be a tragedy.

She stayed at my hotel during her tour and something was broken in her room (it happens, and we're always deeply embarrassed about it.) Our standard policy is to send an engineer to assess damage (if any) and fix. If needed, housekeeping would be called to clean up. (I should also note we apologized and offered her…