I got it everyone. AMELIA EARHART.

Desmin's been an MVP, honestly. He's that little bit of sugar in the spicy BBQ recipe, that if you didn't have it you would notice it was wrong.

I'm excited for more Gretchen story, but when we met her parents, I also completely got it.

He looks like the human version of oatmeal.

I'm also pretty sure that Edgar does speak Spanish, which makes it funnier that Jimmy would just bring people into his argument.

True story: I recently learned that RADAR was an example of an acronym.. because I had always thought they were called "ANacronyms"
This happened at 25 and would always fuck me over on crossword puzzles.

There's no way Lindsay's ACTUALLY keeping the baby, right? Please?

That poor, sexy ass bouncer. He deserves better, but let's face it, Lindsay's probably going to blow him in the alley way and break his heart next.

Nope. Bryan Cranston was in his underwear back in the Malcolm in the Middle days.

Wonderfalls pretty much shaped and defined me in high school. It completely destroyed me on a molecular level and I had to piece myself back together.

I'm rather fond of the Pink Flamingos.

I couldn't help but yell, "DR. ALANA BLOOM IS THE CRAZY ONE HERE" at my screen.

Coco's crazy contacts ruined her eyesight.

Honestly. They didn't even look like they LIKED the song.

You know, my favorite friendship this season is actually Ivy Winters and Jinkx. They're not the loudest, but they're both super smart and creative. Ivy's a little more subdued but BITCH CAME OUT ON STILTS. Is it wrong that I want them to silently take down everyone else by just being awesome every week?

I think Ivy's probably gonna help Jinkx out with the glamour.

Coco is wily.

That's what I hoped beyond hope; complete with basket, lotion, and a dog.

I don't think Coco taking the crown is the main issue, I think the complete erasing of Alyssa from the footage and the Facebook comments killed the friendship. Especially since it seems like Alyssa was dethroned due to booking without Miss Gay America permission as opposed to anything actually defamatory. At least…

That runway look felt seriously Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? to me, and not as a smart homage.