Hallelujah.

Sometimes, I distract myself from the fictional grossitude by just trying to guess what totally innocuous thing the actors actually have on their bodies. I usually think "chocolate sauce" and "cherry pie filling." MUCH better!

Also, the fact that Noah knew Beth - knew where she was, had apparently worked with her in a collaborative way ("She saved me!"), knew the layout of the hospital, knew the people there, etc. held Daryl back. In spite of his emotions in that moment, he was still thinking strategically. They got guns and people? So does…

Nope, that'd still be "Deliverance."

Some similarly doomed and realistic physics happens at the end of "Thelma and Louise." Not that anybody would really want to at this point BUT, if you watch the deleted scenes, you see that the original ending showed the car going much farther than that freeze frame. Instead of the tidy horizontal that it ended on,…

This is seriously the most awesomely gross thread ever!

You speak the truth. People are always talking about how there should be more hook-ups and, OK, maybe people would be compelled to equate sexual release with being alive, or some such thing, but holy sweet mother, you'd have to pray that the other person's genital stink would cancel out your own so you could take your…

They're gonna be all-Sarah Connor busting out of the mental hospital: "I didn't need your help. I can take care of myself." But, still, it'll be satisfying to have Dawn and her Keystone Cops meet Rick's battle-hardened cadre of badasses and see how tough she thinks she is THEN. Just try slapping Michonne, little missy!

I thought those were gummy bears!

Nah, Lori would be busy trying to read a big paper map in front of her face in the dark until she crashed the car.

I loved the diverse interiors of this episode. It was SO great to leave rural Georgie for an episode and see cherry wood paneling, water coolers, modern art, and soft office couches - all from rooms with a city view. The show feels so hermetic sometimes, with the characters tromping through endless woods, so seeing…

Yeah, poor Lewicki. Just the manservant/grad assistant in perpetuity now.

True, but I'm in favor of anything that puts Michael Urie back on my TV, especially in another fashion-related role. Stereotype or not, he's delightful in this world.

Yes, but the producers of Perception thought, for some reason, that they should do her hair like a 50-year old. I mean, that shit was one step away from a 1950s librarian bun. Otherwise, she was really cool in this show, as was Eric McCormack who never once evoked a line delivery or some kind of body language that…

Plus, they're torturing her with that corset. She can't eat so much as a single green bean at craft services.

I hope they remembered to save the condoms before that bus went up in flames. It's great that Abraham needs to "get some" before he does his night shift and I hope he felt better afterwards (all evidence to the contrary considering his meltdown the next day) but getting pregnant is just about the worst thing that can…

I get that there's no privacy in a post-apocalyptic world but don't tell me there was no office (with a door) in that library that could be the designated Fuck Room, like in "Grey's Anatomy."

I gave up on this kind of logic after the prison fiasco. They KNOW the Governor is coming and nobody thinks to sit down, as a group, and pick a rendezvous point in case they get separated? No, we'll just run like headless chickens, willy-nilly, in every direction and hope we all end up at the same Soylent Green…

I worry about the nihilism, too. Is there really any hope that this is going to end in any sustainable way for any of these people? I don't know if I'm the only one but, but I'm getting my healthy dose of hope from "Z Nation," where people are recognizably human and do relatable things and are allowed to be goofy in a…

But next week: REEVVENGGGE! (i.e. Emily/Amanda from "Revenge"….she can't possibly be as fun as Yvette Nicole Brown, but she's certainly capable of clearing the stench left by Manson, 'cause damn.)