This reminds me of The Onion's "Drew Barrymore Tell-All Coloring Book"

Silver Bullet, natch

Did Nick run up and cram some of the dogs remains in his mouth because he was that starving after not eating for 12 hours, or because he is a weird zombie groupie and was trying to imitate them in some demented way

That woman with the bat was only slightly more intimidating than Shelley Duvall in The Shining, he didnt have to beat her up or anything but I think he could have deflected one of those flailing swings to grab his bag with the water in it.

Only before they are colored. Colors look too expensive

That made me anxious. He was flailing around so much I wondered if they were doing a bit where it was fake one when he was shaking it.

Cydney has betazoid level perceptiveness. I mean she has been astute previously but tonight when Aubry and Tai were walking back into camp with the water quietly and without emotion, she immediately assessed that they had made up and that Aubry wanted to vote her out.

Being on the cusp of Millennials and Gen X, Ive noticed one difference is that people younger than me usually are much less aware of pop culture events/entertainment that happened before they were born. If you came of age before the internet the past didnt seem as far away and unknown because there was less content to…

If Jeff hadnt been such a tight ass about the spelling Joe might have won the MMUITNIY challenge

Haha I love this, pH realness.

I think it can still be used on the more naive players effectively. I seem to remember in Cagayan Tony leaning on Woo pretty hard to do the "honorable" thing and take him to the finale instead of the easy goat Kass.

Denise had a book.

Barf, Im out. I cant bear the thought of watching this new chiefdom of assholes drag on for 2 or 3 seasons. Especially that blond Kurt Cobain looking one with the tweaker teeth and burnt face, I feel blinding rage everytime he grosses his way on screen.

That Tai and Debbie exchange was the real world equivalent of asking someone out on a date and them tensing up and avoiding eye contact/not providing a response and then saying to them "Great! What time should I pick you up??"

Scott was proud of his boil until he got totally showed up by Aubry.

Coming into contact with roads or train tracks appears to trigger a group of them to spawn each time.

Yeah, I remember seeing that. You could tell which scenes were cut from the theatrical release because no one had the glowing blue eyes.

We will never see Julia again. They forgot to retrieve her when the 3 days was up and she wasnt remembered until the cast of second chances arrived and made the shocking discovery of skeletal remains and a purple bikini.

The melee weapon moshpit at the end was fun but I kept expecting someone to accidentally get bashed with the butt of an axe or something.

Yo that was a paltry looking reward feast at the temple, plain pasta/ marinara with iceburg lettuce and some stale looking bread sticks!?! Did they raid the crews left over lunch buffet or were they trying to make Keith feel at home with an Olive Garden inspired menu.