"Who you gonna call…when you smell what The Rock is cooking?"

I poke my boyfriend with my soft cushions; he seems to appreciate it.

But The Inquisition is here and it's here to staaaaaaaaaaaay!

And this is what the local Fox affiliate (Fox 13) posted on their FB page:

When they redid The Simpsons intro, I always thought they missed the perfect opportunity by not adding in Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz into the background characters, such as the ones Bart skateboards past.

HILDEGARD HUMMINGBIRD.

Does anyone realize that one of the men who saved Baby Jessica from the well committed suicide?

Does anyone realize that one of the men who saved Baby Jessica from the well committed suicide?

Reminded me of "American Me"…I even began humming "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"…

Tom Hanks: Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon?
TV Dad: [bored] Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon.
TV Daughter: Oh, it's so old and boring! I want a new one, *now!*
Tom Hanks: [appears from behind bush] Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
TV Son:…

Tom Hanks: Are you tired of the same old Grand Canyon?
TV Dad: [bored] Here we are kids. The Grand Canyon.
TV Daughter: Oh, it's so old and boring! I want a new one, *now!*
Tom Hanks: [appears from behind bush] Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.
TV Son:…

This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.

This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.

Xanadu.

Xanadu.

It's Arthur "Two Sheds" JACKSON.

It's Arthur "Two Sheds" JACKSON.

Now all I need is RiffTrax to get ahold of this and put out their version…

Now all I need is RiffTrax to get ahold of this and put out their version…