Maybe you just need worse enemies :)

Fun, I wrote you a big fat answer, but apparently it's waiting for moderation before being published. I wonder if it's the length or the keywords that triggered it :-)

ho·mo·sex·u·al adjective1: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex2: of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between persons of the same sex

Not quite a triviality. I just took a look at that scene again, I count twelve bolts, but only eight of them hit Ros. Some of the others are pretty far away. That's with a tied down target, what is probably the best crossbow in the kingdom, from literally six steps away. (Small, annoying, Joffrey steps. I counted…

What do you mean, with the exception of their sexual orientations? I thought they both liked rich pretty boys.

Sepsis, I think she's like that in everything because she very probably *is* inbred. I'm sure some men find that cute, too.

Mytly: Don't think it works for the Ice Zombies. The first time the book shows that they're zombies (when two of them attack in Castle Black and Jon Snow discovers they don't like fire) I'm pretty sure the zombies were ex-Night's Watch, and IIRC there's no indication they weren't good guys.

That's like saying you can't (necessarily) call King David a king because English didn't exist at the time. Homosexual literally means "same-sex[-ual]", the "homo" part comes from (ancient) Greek ὁμός ("same", "common"), not the Latin for "man".