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Tek Jansen
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Batman's hypocrisy in those movies made me crazy. "I won't kill this guy as my final test… but I will kill all the other ninja guys who participated in that last fight scene with explosions that anybody who ever watched Mythbusters knows are lethal and then destroy their headquarters with people still inside it."

Batman fans love to say he didn't kill anybody in the first Bale movie, but going by that count, he killed about fifteen people. And that number seems low because he killed all those ninja dudes toward the beginning by setting off a series of explosions and burning down their house with people trapped inside it…

He should have been Nite-Owl in Watchmen.

Fillion has charisma? I must have not seen the right episodes.

My hand is also up for the same reasons.

The Spokane Indians are named after a real Native American tribe, which also

Somebody told me that Kirkman said zombie movies don't exist in the Walking Dead universe. I think that is one of the dumbest things I ever heard. What would be different? There might be more survivors because more people would try headshots to see if they work like in the Romero movies? People could be like,

What I have learned from Hatesong is that no matter how terrible a song is, somebody who comments regularly on A.V. Club articles will defend it. That phenomenon reminds me of why I forced myself to avoid music articles here for years. People constantly gave me grief about my favorite bands and said all sorts of

Shepard got a lot of praise for Black Hawk Down and part of that was making sure people knew he rewrote his dialogue, so it does happen.

Downvoted for being one of the dumbest comments I have ever read here (and I read a lot of comments about how people hated the guy from Grimm because they thought his bangs were too long and how they hated Maria Bello's TV show because of a hat she wore).

Exacty. Shakespeare, dude.

I'm listening to the song right now and I have no idea how that crap would enhance anybody's life. The central theme has been done better by other people. The song is really generic and sounds like something they would play over the end credits of a dumb rom com. The production makes it difficult to tell if these

For some reason, her persona says to me "what a forty-year-old guy thinks being a teenage girl is like." She presents this idealized, super wholesome version of what being a young woman is like. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But it feels a little weird at a time when Amy Schumer has captured the

That's too bad, because that could be my gig.

It sounds like they stole the Human League's synthesizer, but in a good way.

My biggest beef with her is how repetitive her lyrics are. She's not as bad as the guy from Lifehouse, but she definitely could work on writing more words for her songs.

So, basically, her songs should be playing over the end credits of anime series?

"Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know…"

Have fun storming the castle used to be my go-to phrase.

One town's very like another when you meet death, brother.