Christ
I think the AV Club comment section gets worse every day.

What is the story behind your avatar?

Isn't she gorgeous? Damn..

Looked through some more of his poems on his website. He has a knack for it, a really interesting style.

Bill Welychka likes her feet.

Spoookey Ruuben

there's a lot of great summer tunes from the friedbergers, it's true.

I don't watch a lot of TV
But this show is a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. I think it's really funny to watch all these vacuous imbeciles compete to be "best friends" with the queen of vacuous imbeciles. The British series was not as good though. Looked like the budget was halved for that one.

Nice choice. :)

Eh?

Michael Madsen
has written a touching poem about his friend D. Carradine:

Actually, autoerotic asphyxiation is looking increasingly likely.

Nigel's Hair
Couldn't believe how much of a difference that new hairstyle made. Dude looks so much better. Just in time, too — I think I was starting to annoy my wife remarking how '70s it was all the time.

@idiotking - Bruno is still a foreigner!

He's has been practicing his new character for years — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

In other news…
They're remaking TOTAL RECALL??

If you're so keen on having a set of testicles dangled in front of your face, might I suggest getting off the AV Club and visiting your mentally retarded father.

His job is to keep me entertained writing about pop culture.

Horton Shears Apu

@Gringo: I really enjoyed Role Models the first time I saw it. The second time I saw it, only A.D. Miles and Jane Lynch could save it for me.