Horton Smears a Poo

I might give it a "gang's away", at best.

Very nice, Heche.

Also, my Twitter broke. Poo.

@Jorge: Congrats! I have a little boy on the way in September as well. He's a violent little bugger. My wife's belly visibly moves during his more excitable moments.

@Lexicon - Seuss used anapestic tetrameter, which that Onion article also employs..I think whoever wrote it nailed the meter pretty well.

You have dishonoured this entire message board with your honour pandering.

Yup. Go with "Horton Fears a Flu".

See "Hooker With a Penis" by TOOL.

@FedEx, as far as I know, A.D. Miles is the head writer. Really funny dude.

@talking - I'm sure each writer has their niche, albeit with a healthy amount of overlap. But they can't all be expected to take an interest in every last minutiae of the absolute worst that American culture has to offer.

Spencer
"This would make a hilarious fictional character, as long as said fictional character got some comeuppance at the end. We can only hope that someday, after God and his bruised wife have forsaken him, Spencer will attempt to kill himself, but fail and have to live with the consequences of that."

FULL THROTTLE.

Aim for the chin, you can't miss.

Wasn't really aware of her existence, but I just read that she's married to David Thewlis. I love that guy!

Land of the Lost
I can't be the only one here who thinks that looks highly enjoyable.

@Me: You are an idiot.

@Pancakes: I have seen this accusation thrown around a handful of times over the past while, this claim that Conan talks more about himself than the interviewee. I think that's fucking ridiculous. The bulk of the interview is ALWAYS about the guest. And when it strays to something about Conan, it's usually just him…

"Will Ferrell" has a comedic style, like any other comedian. And he's hilarious.

Not everyone looks at Fark.com, you kook. I know I don't.