basically, i want amelie to call me every morning and give me her thoughts whilst chuckling to herself. can i arrange that?

well, if you mix mayo, ketchup, and mustard, you have russian dressing, which is a perfectly acceptable salad dressing.

Wile - I believe you're thinking of "Renaissance Man."

No teaching story is good without Coolio.

I'm sorry, but Not Another Teen Movie was frighteningly adequate. I never knew I wanted to hear Mia Kirshner offering to let someone take a dump on her chest until it happened.

Now I have to go watch Hot Fuzz again, for that is the single greatest "parody" movie ever.

Eh
I never understood why anyone liked the Used. Much like the other commenters, I'm aware that he fucked Kelly Osborne at her ugliest, and also that Billy Corgan once kicked him in the stomach.

I'm sorry, but Undressed was the shit when I was a freshman in college. That show was inevitably on whenever I got home from a bar, and they would play like 6 episodes in a row at like 4 AM. That shit SUCKED YOU IN.

Liev Schreiber was the one and only reason to see this movie. However funny you imagine it, it's even funnier to see.

engadget has been having a running debate on the palm pre girl for some time now - apparently palm says that the hatred over the ads is actually helping sales.

the iceland episode was something like 2 years before the namibia episode. i think iceland was one of the first episodes of no reservations, or even perhaps one of the later episodes of cook's tour. namibia was like last year.

cream of mushroom soup is in a shit ton of 50s era casseroles. same thing with those freeze dried onions.

"it took a brave man to eat the first oyster" - mark twain

I'm totally going to try it…someday. It sounds like it wouldn't be bad at all.

My parents are going to iceland next month, and I told them they have to try it.

aren't all packets of kool-aid unsweetened?

Yeah, that actually doesn't surprise me at all. If you can put chunks of offal in aspic, you can put some green shit into green jello.

Yeah, you can mock chang when you're willing to go that far for our amusement.

That was too easy, and yet, reading it still made me chuckle.

rock on, warp
They're having a 20th anniversary weekend here in NY - friday has shows with pivot, prefuse, flying lotus, !!!, and battles, and sat with jamie lidell. awesome.