was
kubiak from parker lewis still in it? that dude hung around a long time.

I think most of them are done in NYC.

I always thought that the line "they'll want their money back if you're alive at thirty-three" in U2's "Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me" was "they'll want their money back if you're a lying honey-flea."

Best NYC Smoking Ad Blog Post Ever
http://tinyurl.com/cwk74m

with jokes like those, i bet it's more likely that she's gonna quit being your roommate before she quits smoking.

that was AWFUL. especially the first one. what the fuck is wrong with you, canada? one of my testicles just retracted from watching that.

My friend brings back $25 cartons from virginia. That, and oxycontin. Virginia is some kind of magical place in my mind.

I switched it up - started smoking weed like 2 or 3 years before I started smoking cigarettes…that shit really WAS a gateway drug.

As an NYC smoker, I had no problem with no smoking in restaurants, but the whole no smoking in the bar thing kind of annoyed me for a while.

I don't pronounce hard R's!

I really enjoy green porno. They need to collect them and air them on the discovery channel. They make perfect interstitials between episodes of Planet Earth.

my detached hipster scoffing aside
I'm kinda looking forward to this.

well, he certainly stands as much as a chance as you of dying in a dildo-transmitted marburgAIDS fire.

Not crossing a line
I noticed that, during the song about queefing, with the montage of pictures of working women, they showed Hillary Clinton (which I was expecting, given the history of clinton-vagina humor on the show), but no Michelle Obama…too soon?

I think maple-leaf panties on a canadian girl might be one of the heights of international sexiness.

You'll note that it did flash "April Fool's" right before they said "now, a special presentation."

about 80% of female ejaculate is urine.

Primer

FiiiiiiiiirrrsAAAAAAAGGGGHHH
whew.

@mbs - that may very well be my single favorite simpsons line (cheewwwy?), along with "they call em fingers, but i ain't never seen em fing"