I will never understand the need some people have to claim complete and utter bewilderment in regards to others' enjoyment of something. They like it, you don't. Art is subjective. BAFFLING!

Seems like every comment I leave gets exactly one downvote. I like to think it's the same guy, a lone weirdo who has decided that we are enemies.

My wife thinks he has simply retired the character.

I think that you've gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning, I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank, walk in and see and uh, if you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your fuckin' head…

In point of fact, BAC is related as fractions of a percent. So the usual "point-oh-eight" means eight-one-hundredths of one percent, or 0.08%.

He was always very coy about what profession allowed him to drink all day, go to the movies on weekday afternoons, have premium cable, and have all the latest xbox releases. Might not be a user but could certainly be a provider.

I was hoping for Huell.

I had a sex dream about Kathie Lee last night. I was fantastic.

I believe they own-

Too easy to multi-post and cheat.

Too easy to mutli-post and cheat.

Especially since I get most of my "gossip" from this-a here web site. If it's not a comic book property, we don't get minute-by-minute updates from the set.

Not to mention cigars, diapers, and roller-skates.

The longest that doesn't consist

When the show runs short and the anchors must vamp and improvise banter about the fluff piece that always airs at the end, chug for as long as it takes them to carry the broadcast to sign-off.

Yes, the success of a nostalgia property made into a large-scale action movie with built-in international and multi-generational appeal is quite vexing.

Actually, that might be the one thing on the local news that today's BuzzFeed-addled youth might give a shit about.

I'm 31 and I haven't watched a full episode, but am of course familiar with the concept and characters. Plus, there was the pseudo-intellectual discussion of it as the ultimate male fantasy in Dazed and Confused.

With Gilbert Gottfried as the voice of the Smoke Monster.

Sounds like someone needs some COLD GIN!!!