Out of context, that scene where he says he's gonna kill the guy with the pen, thereby goading him into attacking first and being able to claim self defense, was kinda badass.

I'm confused, are you saying Assassin's Creed IV was the only game in the series that encouraged large-scale mayhem, or that it's generally one of the few games that made you feel like ignoring your (entirely self-imposed) "pacifist run" mentality?

Fair point, but they're still doing pretty well and any current difficulties can't really be attributed to English occupation.

White-knighting for Ireland, one of the biggest economic powerhouses in the EU.

Gallifrey: site of horrible war and genocide. Yay?

I think you're probably being earnest, which just makes this INFINITELY funnier.

Inglourious Basterds was basically Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die.

Remember when the Good Morning Burger was a satire of fast food excess and now it's on the fucking dollar menu???

Best Buy has some good deals on 360s now that the XB1 is out. Closer to $150 for a bare bones, small hard drive model. Then there's always ebay/craigslist.

Dear Halo, you rule! Do you know Doom???

I'm holding out hope that Darwin pops up in this next one. I mean, he's supposed to evolve out of any situation right? Hopefully he evolved time travel or teleportation to get out of that jam.

I always liked this show. It's a got relaxed, shaggy vibe that goes well with a cocktail before bed Sunday night. Yeah, the plots don't go anywhere but the characters are funny and of course you have the boobage. Probably time for it to end but by God I'll miss 'em.

A big key to the success of the Davy Jones character was that they left in Nighy's eyes and built the effects around them, thus avoiding the "dead eyed doll/uncanny valley" problems that other CGI creations have had.

The cape and chain effects were reasonable, but even as a 14-year-old I thought it was a lame cop out to not even bother doing a lip-synch for Malebolgia.

You used a trigger word.*

'Yak really makes Sangria bearable, otherwise it's just kool aid with wine.

Would he win in a fight against Doomsday?

I always liked the "We're Fukken HEAVY" category, eg, With Blood Comes the Cleansing.

That's the thing: there's gotta be a number, however large, that would do it and The Mouse is one of the few companies that has that amount.

However, it is no longer in the PS2 font. Carry on accordingly.