There was a piece of internet ephemera floating around recently that claimed that all Tarantino movies take place in the same universe. In that universe, WWII ended in one act of mass gun violence in a movie theater. This ripples through the culture, leading to movies having a larger impact on people and murder not…

Second! I was trying to think of recent, long-awaited sequels and wasn't coming up with anything. Maybe it was GI Joe: Retaliation, which was delayed due to reshoots.

It's a benefit to help buy the actor who played Kyle a comb.

I was going to call it music for people that jerk off to zombies, but I thought that was too mean.

Every Hatesong Ever

They do. I've seen it and it's very fun. It's ok to enjoy things!

Agreed. This show used to be fun. Patchovers! Going nomad! Killing carnies!

Well, I gave you a like because I thought you were making fun of all the butthurt Johnny-come-latelies from the Dexter post yesterday. Keep it, donate it, enjoy it in good health.

You don't really care for music, do ya?

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Forgive me, I'm attacking the song, not you. I'm still a little peeved at the spoiler whiners over on the Dexter thread. I'll go take a walk.

Sure, if he was going for shitty pre-teen poetry, he nailed it.

Also on the topic of "Adam's Song," it is insipid and full of some of the worst forced rhymes in the history of the republic. To wit:

@avclub-ab60729bcbd8293eb5f31e5077c29049:disqus yes, you have been going about things wrong, what with the whole humorless pedant thing. God, what a bunch of whiners.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus  of course you realize the "onus" in this case refers to the effort to avoid spoilers, not any kind of responsibility to view the entertainment in a timely fashion.
I mean no condescension, but I again reiterate that just because you missed it does not mean that the world…

I'm sorry, but if you're not gonna watch it "live," then the onus is on you to avoid being spoiled. I agree that it sucks when people take to social media with the gory details, but c'mon, it's easier to put on slippers than carpet the world.

Maybe not a highlight, but he had a memorable, Baldwin-esque turn in Boiler Room.

Only a rakehell would brook such skullduggery.

Ok meester son of beetch. Let's pley some kahrds.

The thing about this show is that I don't need the characters to grow or for the seasons or plots to add up to anything. It is goddamn hilarious and I don't want it to change. I feel like it's very similar to Party Down, in that all involved are going to become too successful for it to possibly continue, but I'm…

I still jerk it to THE WRITTEN WORD every now and then, for old time's sake.